Wednesday, April 23, 2008

more playoff talk...

it pains me to say this but if the good people of Dallas and Phoenix haven't realized it yet, their NBA squads are goin' fishin after the first round if they don't get it together.

Dirk got punked the fuck out in Game 1. (i'm sorry, any nigga with the gall to touch my face like Dirk is gettin his ass WHOOPED with no delay), then getting tossed like yesterday's trash by Tyson Chandler didn't help matters either. let's not even begin to talk about how Chris Paul has thoroughly DESTROYED Jason Kidd and Jason Terry. the Mavs are playing worse than they did against Golden State last year. Mark Cuban is definitely getting rid of some folk in the off season...

to my Suns. i felt bad for y'all after watching Game 1 cause y'all outplayed the Spurs all game but in the end they just had LUCK on their side, no other way to explain Tim Duncan hitting that 3 pointer. but after watching game 2, it's clear that the Shaq/Shawn Marion trade is gonna go down as the dumbest trade of the season. no disrespect to Shaq cause he's trying, but damn it's about to be a wrap if y'all don't pull off some miracles quick fast and in a hurry...

to my Pistons. Sheed, no more clowning and peeping in the Sixers' huddle during timeouts. them Sixer niggaz ain't even worthy of being on our floor, so it's now time to mop it with them...

to the Hawks. uh, yeah...

to the Wizards. from now on, shut the fuck up before playing the Cavs in the playoffs. and DeShawn please delete the word "overrated" from your vocabulary immediately. it's not a good look for you...

so it's looking like Detroit, Boston, Orlando, and Cleveland will make it outta the first round in the East and in the West it'll be San Antonio, Utah (sorry T-Mac), Los Angeles, and New Orleans...

will someone PLEASE beat the Spurs? i can't bear watching them in another Finals because they're BORING as fuck. yeah they're fundamentally solid but ohw sevig a kcuf??? yuck...

holla...

4 comments:

Joseph said...

without Marion the Suns are having trouble defending the Spurs guards but if they didnt have Shaq they'd have trouble defending the middle. Spurs are just a better team.

melrose said...

I thought I was the only one who thinks the damn Spurs are the most boring team in the NBA to watch. Yeah, they win, but DAMN! And living so close to San Antonio, in a city where there is no NBA team, of course EVERYONE is a Spurs fan. Sucks.

FunkyFresh said...

Lord Jesus, I concur with the Spurs sentiment. I HATE watching them in the regular season, let alone the finals. Tim Duncan and his simple self reminds me too much of Homer Simpson.

ray said...

LOL Homer Simpson.